A SURVEY!! YOU'VE MISSED THESE, NO?!

My real name: T.A. Colosi
Age: 18
Natural hair color: Dark brown.
Eye color: Very dark brown.
Glasses/contacts: Contacts...though we don't have any right now. ohnoes.
Piercings: Two in each ear. One in the lobe, one in the cartilage.

FAVOURITE:

Color: Black and green!
Band(s): Malice Mizer, Keane
Book: Red Dragon
Food: Prime Rib
Flower: Dahlia
Comic book: Bear vol. 8 Manga: Pet Shop of Horrors
Cereal: Life or Kix or Raisin Bran...mmm
Website: [link] XD

CAN YOU...

Sing the alphabet backwards: Sorta.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Probably not. We recently jammed one of our toes and it still hurts like hell.
Speak any other languages: Not the body personally. Though we know a bit of Spanish and Darius is fluent in Valencian. Which isn't honestly a real-world language. >.< Yes, but no languages with any practical use.
Go a day without food: Yeah. Mind over matter, pinches.
Remember your dreams: Occasionally. The incredibly strange and vaguely erotic ones. >.x
Roll your tongue: Very, very well. We can clover it too.
Eat a whole pizza: Depends on the size. XD

HAVE YOU EVER...

Won something in the lottery: Um, perhaps once.
Snuck out of the house: Several million times.
Lied to get out of trouble: Only almost every day.
Had a computer crash: No, though we thought we'd come close once. It was scary. D:
Gotten lost in your city: No...Though we might now that we live up in Redmond instead of Olympia.
Seen a shooting star: Ahhyup. Super romantic, ay?
Been to any other countries: Only Canada...How boring.
Had a serious surgery: Yes. We've broken numerous bones.
Solved a rubiks cube: Never, ever, ever! We fail so badly at those.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Yes, but only to get the mail, really.
Kissed a random stranger: Goshy goo, no.
Hugged a random stranger: Probably, not.
Been in a fist fight: Haha, sure.
Been arrested: Thankfully, no...
Done drugs: Like you wouldn't believe.
Had alcohol: Sure.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: No, that sounds absolutely horrid.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom: Yeah, in middle school once. XD
Swore at your parents: Plenty of times. Though we don't usually like the situations very much.
Kicked a guy where it hurts: No, actually.
Been to a casino: Yes, once for our birthday.
Ran over an animal and killed it: No, thankfully...That would be unfortunate.
Gotten stitches: Uhg. Yes. They're horribly itchy.
Made homemade muffins: All the time. Leigha and the lot of us make amazing honey-almond muffins.
Bitten someone: Certainly.
Been to disneyland/disney world: Several times to Disney Land.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

Cried: A bit yesterday...But we're alright.
Seen a movie in a theatre: Leigha and the lot of us saw Coraline in February.
Read a book: We're reading Dreamcatcher by Steven King just now.
Had a snow day: Last year. We haven't had any snow days since we've been in college.
Had a party: Our birthday...in July.
Got cursed: We've never been cursed...but we were just cursed at by Leigha. She called us a bitch.
Called someone: Last night...We called the Puget Sound Blood Centers back.


DO YOU PREFER:

Fruit/vegetables: Fruits
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: Off, honestly.
TV/movie: Telly.
Body spray/lotion: Body spray...lotion feels like horrible, greasy torture.
Cash/cheque: Cash...We're scared about all of our money going poof one day.
Pillows/blankets: Pillows! Our head needs lots of comfy cushions.
Headache/stomach: Gosh, we don't like either...but we'd prefer a headache.
Paint/Charcoal: Charcoal...We're absolutely horrid at paint except for watercolors.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican! Woo.
Summer/winter: Summer. We like the sun. Though we hate being hot.
Snow/rain: Snow! It's super pretty.
Fog/misty: Mist. Less ominous...fewer zombies. More monsters...
Rock/rap: Rock, please.
Chocolate/vanilla: Pistachio...Vanilla.
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles!
Cake/pie: Pie if it's cherry. Cake any other time.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean. There's all sorts of exciting sea life!
Cookies/muffins: We honestly like muffins.
Wallet/pocket: We have a neato SNES wallet.
Window/door: Window...though we aren't certain why.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Charlie Chaplin.
Pink/purple: Pink! :3
Cat/dog: Cat :3 :3
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short, please.
Pants/shorts: Pants, thanks.
Winter hols/summer hols: Summer
Spring/autumn: Spring. The geese coming back always makes us feel better about life.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear sky.
Moon/mars: Moon.
Questions/Answers: Gosh, we prefer answers. Those can be remembered.
War/Peace: Peace



I...

Am: r8 sick of looking for jobs.
Want: to be employed soon. Gosh!
Need: perhaps some food or something...
Love: Leigha!
Hate: writer's block
Feel: alright!
Did: sneeze
Miss: our parents' house...
Am annoyed by: moodiness
Am tired of: being sick
Will always: be charming... ;D


MISCELLANEOUS:

How much money do you have right now: Somewhere around 3 dollars.
Are you hungry right now: Not particularly...
What are you doing right now: Checking for jobs on craigslist, listening to Leigha play FallOut3.
Do you like the moon: Certainly.
What are you going to do when you're done with this: Brag about how neat we are for doing this survey.
If you could have any magical power what would it be: Mindcontrol.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE:

Funny: In that acerbic sort of way.
Cool: Mmhmm...
Pretty: Only every minute of every day
Sarcastic: Not at all. (That's sarcasm for 'yes'
Lazy: We try not to be.
Hyper: No, not very.
Friendly: For the most part, yes.
Evil: Like the day is long.
Unforgettable: Completely
Smart: One doesn't like to toot one's own horn, but yes...we are.
Strong: Not so much physically, but we'd like to think we have some mental endurance.
Talented: Yes.
Dorky: A little here and there


WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD

High: Beam
Lonely: Dove
Pen: The Sword
Flower: Dahlia
Window: secret
Psycho: Ree Ree Ree
Brain freeze: Cherry Ice Sucky
Strange: Us
Sassy: Anita Blake
Suffering: Beauty
Art: Oil Pastels


WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive: We'd love to.
Run away: We've done it.
Curse at a teacher: We've cursed WITH a teacher...Does that count?
Not take a shower for a week: Gross...no, we hope not.
Ask someone out: No, not now...
Lie to someone to make them think better of you: You have to sell yourself to get a job.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month: Yeah! Someday when we're old and grey.
Go scuba diving: Yeah!
Write a book: We've tried. It's way harder than it looks.
Assemble a computer: Yes, if Leigha and Reece were helping us.
Become a rock star?: Oh, certainly. We'd have to work on singing again.
Have a long-distance relationship: Well...no. We're in a short distance one that's working just fine. All we have to do is lean over and poke her right now.
Marry someone you don't know: Um...no.

LAST QUESTIONS

What kind of computer do you have: We've got a Gateway T series named Frankie. It sucks.
What grade/level of studies are you in? We have our Associate of Arts.
How many posters do you have in your room?: A billion in our parent's house.

SEVEN THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE:

1. Go to Florence
2. Become a chocolatier
3. Work for the FBI
4. Eat delicious foods in many different countries.
5. Have a child
6. Get two cats name them Hannibal and Will
7. Live on a Grecian island and run a hotel/villa.



SEVEN THINGS I CAN'T (OR WON'T) DO:

1. Like raw tomatoes
2. Hate yaoi
3. Like worms
4. Purposely contract ebola
5. Give up (How cheesy...)
6. Explode
7. Obtain a structural engineering degree

SEVEN THINGS I SAY THE MOST:

1. What a doucher!
2: lawl
3. Ohnoes!
4. Fuck me, Freddy!
5. Doodlyfuck!
6. *singsong* Douchebaggery!
7. Would you kindly...


SEVEN MOVIES I COULD (OR DO) WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:

1. Red Dragon
2. 8 Women
3. Amelie
4. Howl's Moving Castle
5. The Addams Family
6. Anchor Man
7. 8 Women



SEVEN VIDEO GAMES THAT THE STORY JUST GRABS YOU:

1. Bioshock
2. Bioshock 2
3. Kingdom Hearts
4. Kingdom Hearts 2
5. Braid
6. Mystery of Time and Space
7. American McGee's Alice

QUESTIONS ABOUT U...

1. Do you like animals?
Yes, quite a lot.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
No, you know...We don't think we have.

3. Are you athletic?
Not particularly...

4. Are you: thin, fat, athleticlly built etc:
We're not too bad...

5. How much do you weigh?
Not too much, not too little...

6. What's your height?
5'1"

7. Shoe size?
7.5 to 8

8. Girls - are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
We're choosing not to reveal our gender.

9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?
We're choosing not to reveal our gender.

10. How old are you?
We're 18. Woo.

11.When's your birthday?
The 28th of July. We'll be 19.

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
Yes, absolutely!

13. Are you sociable?
Mmhmm...We'd like to say so.

14. Do you have many friends?
Yes! Online and IRL!

15. What's your race?
We're Mexican/Italian!

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
Sometimes, yes!

17. Are you single or taken?
We're taken!

19. Are you paranoid?
Umm...actually, we're rather paranoid.

20. Do you read a lot?
Yes. Lots and lots. Fanfiction mostly. Though lately we've been reading Dreamcatcher.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
Oh, all sorts of music. We like foreign music and alternative mostly.

22. Do you play any instruments?
Yes, we can play the violin...and a little bass.

23. How long have you been drawing?
Umm...Most of our life, but we aren't very good at it.

24.What's the meaning of life?
Crazy random happenstance...We can choose to make it meaningful personally though.

25. Now tag five of your friends!
That's all right. We'll respect their personal space.

We're out, j0.
-T.A.